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- Name:Sam Wilson
- Description:Designer epicsmallist who likes your sense of style
- Location:lexington, ky
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The meeting's mood went from bright and cheerful to tenebrous following the announcement that everyone in the room was being let go.
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Connie looked at her to-do list... win an Addy, screw up another business website, and personate harder than a politician at a church picnic.
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A small scar behind his right knee memorialized what was probably the best party ever.
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Be careful to whom you entrust your bank account routing number.
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No one jumped for joy at the prospect of a visit by Earl McFritz, a creepy man notorious for his lewd antics, cheap cologne and similarly gimcrack suits.
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The birthrate of ideas in a city is positively correlated to its economic vibrance.
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The sleep-starved student slumped in the sofa slumberously.
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Yesterday it was not cogitable by the beefier competition that ectomorphic Ralph would win the pie-eating contest, yet there he lay moaning on the grass (trophy grasped in one hand, antacid in the other), victorious.
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The vampire entreated for someone to please shut the damn blinds.
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Jessie sold his parka for a one-way trip to Florida in hot pursuit of warmer climes.
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I feel commiseration with other people whenever I already know the Phrays word of the day. We will have to fix that.
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Sure, the authentication bug frazzles my patience, but I do not yet have the rails skills to solve it!
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Tony had several dreams where he was standing in front of his second grade class naked... but then he awoke relieved to see he was not dishabille but fully dressed.
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Yes I had ruined my competition's reputation, however since I was now bankrupt, it seemed only a pyrrhic victory.
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My running partner, the indefatigable Bob, is looking chipper even after twenty three miles... oh how I loath Bob right now.
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The chef interlarded a slice of prosciutto in my muffuletta and it made it twice as tasty.
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The geography professor's lecture appropriately had me discovering new lands, especially the land of nod.
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To maximize vim as an editing tool you must first grok vi.
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We are not going to a fashion show but a costume party, so it is okay to bedizen in neon orange pants and a polka-dotted blouse.
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Social media events tend to bring out both interesting, thoughtful people but also some blathering popinjays.
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I am no neophyte to baseball, I know how to wear a rally cap as well as the next guy.
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A hungry me was saddened by the lunch lady's decision to give me an exiguous serving of french fries today.
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The visual cacophony of new emails, tweets, status updates, and instant messenger notices made studying feel like swimming through molasses.
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Much to her disappointment, she found the local beer not only to be unique but also not potable.
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The amount of gravitas at the conference session somewhat sucked the fun out of the topic.
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He had not made up his mind yet, but his inclination was toward deluxe coffee chip topped with pecans.
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Though it added a wonderful quality to the rice, Cindy winced as she masticated a cardamom pod which the chef clearly forgot to remove before serving.
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A retainer with a needy, narrow client is a great way to find your opportunities snuffed by an oppressive fealty.
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In some countries, it is rude to not share an loud eructation, stand up from your change, and say the dirtiest thing that comes to mind in falsetto.
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She got up to feed the meter coins every ten minutes to avoid a municipal mulct of twenty five dollars.
